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Refund Policy


Refund Policy

There are no returns or refunds for monster products, and there is no shipping tracking or guarantee that they will arrive undamaged or within a certain time-frame. I am using the cheapest USPS shipping possible so the monsters are inexpensive and accessible.

I promise to do my best to mail your monster within one month of purchase – thank you in advance for your patience!